ALSO THE BOAT WAS HUGE
The Shakespeares told authorities alcohol was a factor in the crash.
(Thanks to funny man)
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August 29, 2018
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"To be or not to..." (hic).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 29, 2018 at 11:56 AM
I really wished that his name was William "Billy Bob" but, alas.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 29, 2018 at 11:56 AM
Although it has not officially been labeled an act of terrorism, authorities do suspect Caliban involvement.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 29, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Finally an answer to the question: Is that a dagger I see before my eyes?
No, it's a bridge.
Posted by: RochPete | August 29, 2018 at 12:34 PM
"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things...
Nose painting, sleep and urine. It also removes sight of bridges and causes one to forget he is married."
---Misquoted Shakespeare from Henry IV part 1
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 29, 2018 at 12:36 PM
When confronted by his upset wife, he stated, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Posted by: Rudolph | August 29, 2018 at 12:41 PM
Taming of the Shrew
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2018 at 12:56 PM
"the course of true love never did run smooth"
A Midsummer Night's Dream Act 1 Scene 1.
Posted by: David H | August 29, 2018 at 02:11 PM
"Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered."
--Shakespeare's "Cymbeline"
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 29, 2018 at 04:04 PM
NAME THAT BOAT:
Gilligan II
...next...
Posted by: Slim Chance | August 29, 2018 at 04:39 PM
If William Shakespeare had crashed his boat into the Flying Dutchman; now THAT would have been news.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 29, 2018 at 06:22 PM
Their pesky dog also fell out of the boat, with Will 2.0 shouting "Out, out, damned spot!"
Posted by: K | August 29, 2018 at 07:10 PM
Natalie?
Posted by: Bob | August 30, 2018 at 11:21 AM
Charged with "failing to avoid a collision"? Why not just call that "colliding"? Maybe it is just me, but that seems like an unnecessary double-negative of sorts.
When you hit another person's car with your own, the charge isn't that you "didn't not crash". :P
Posted by: Ron G in WA | August 30, 2018 at 07:53 PM