ALONG WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL AND $20.38 WORTH OF LOOSE CHANGE
This Woman Lost Her Contact Lens. Doctors Found It in Her Eyelid 28 Years Later.
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "It's always the last place you look.")
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Le Petomane is on a roll!
Posted by: Slim Chance | August 16, 2018 at 10:38 AM
She blinked, she missed it.
Posted by: MOTW | August 16, 2018 at 10:48 AM
That’s a long time to look.
Posted by: BobEffect | August 16, 2018 at 11:03 AM
It's always right before your eyes.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 16, 2018 at 02:58 PM
I tried contacts once and one of them rolled back into my brain (*) in the Doctor's office, and it took him about 30 minutes to recover it, and that's why I wear stupid looking glasses.
Posted by: L8terg8r | August 16, 2018 at 03:39 PM
Later, the doctors also found Waldo.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 16, 2018 at 06:42 PM
If I put contacts in and then put my glasses on too, I can, for a split-second, see the future. Unfortunately, my reflexes are too slow to take advantage of it.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 17, 2018 at 11:08 AM
Don't get smugglers any ideas! (Ie using huge eyelids to hide stuff...)
Posted by: funny man | August 17, 2018 at 01:33 PM