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He's apparently not just an ordinary clown.
Posted by: Jim | July 26, 2018 at 12:40 PM
This happens far too often. I'm surprised it's even newsworthy anymore.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 26, 2018 at 12:44 PM
I agree with Dave. You can't do naked jumping jacks at McDonald's, work out naked at Planet Fitness, shave your legs at public swimming pools, or have a decent fist fight at Chuck E. Cheese without the police sticking their noses into it and arresting you. The terrorists have truly won.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Frustrated orchestra conductor
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2018 at 12:59 PM
Restaurant management reported the man had "been there all day."
At a Chuck E. Cheese this dude would have been considered entertainment, but at a McDonald's?
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2018 at 01:10 PM
He was not just naked. He “was indeed naked”
Posted by: Chuck | July 26, 2018 at 01:30 PM
"Frustrated orchestra conductor"
Must have been having a little baton dysfunction?
There are medications for that--just remember--if your symphony lasts more than four hours, see your doctor.
Posted by: David H | July 26, 2018 at 01:39 PM
I would not want to do jumping jacks while naked. Especially during the summer. Might get a black eye!
Posted by: Rudolph | July 26, 2018 at 01:43 PM
I live in a suburb of Nashville. I wonder why this didn't get extensive local media coverage?
Posted by: The Minx | July 26, 2018 at 01:53 PM
A 5* groan @ Rudolph.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2018 at 01:54 PM
I remember hearing about a woman doing the same thing, only it was at Jack 'n' the Box.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 26, 2018 at 01:54 PM
They have a "judgement free zone" at Burger King where he can have it his way.
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 26, 2018 at 02:03 PM
Well, not every McDonald's has a "Play Area", so where was he SUPPOSED to go?...Hmm?!
He among you, cast the first McNugget...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 26, 2018 at 02:10 PM
Huffin' in the Girls Room.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 26, 2018 at 02:15 PM
Semi-serious comment: that is one of the oddest mug shots. He almost looks like a statue.
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2018 at 02:58 PM
@MOTW - I think he looks suspiciously like Ronald, what with the red hair and all.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 26, 2018 at 03:09 PM
wonders what nursecindy would say
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2018 at 03:11 PM
He should've gone to Starbucks instead... they'll let anyone use their bathrooms.
Posted by: menoichius | July 27, 2018 at 01:53 PM
Follow the bouncing ball...
Posted by: Tom Nearwater | July 29, 2018 at 05:14 AM