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An employee first suspected something was up when he was cleaning a donkey's hindquarters and found Kilroy peeking over a wall.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 26, 2018 at 12:40 PM
Two out of three hyenas can't taste the difference.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 26, 2018 at 12:48 PM
Back in the 90's when in Tijuana, I saw a guy that had painted a donkey with zebra stripes. He had the poor animal on the street corner trying to sell "zebra rides". Just horrible. We spent the rest of the day brainstorming how we could help the donkey escape.
Posted by: Jim Perth | July 26, 2018 at 12:58 PM
Let's not be insensitive. Maybe the donkey identified as a Zebra.
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2018 at 01:01 PM
Yeah... if they ever catch the guy who painted them, he'll be the one wearing a black-and-white striped outfit.
Posted by: fractalist | July 26, 2018 at 01:16 PM
Old punch line about painting zebras:
Tarzan stripes forever.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2018 at 01:20 PM
Did the zoo paint a white donkey with black stripes or a black donkey with white stripes?
Then again, are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2018 at 01:26 PM
FAKE ZOOS!
Drain the aquarium!
MMGA!
Make Menageries Great Again!
Posted by: David H | July 26, 2018 at 01:32 PM
Around here the donkeys have dark grey on white stripes but those terrorist bastards have painted matching grey stripes making the donkeys appear solid grey! Bastards!
Posted by: EveryoneWants2BeRich | July 26, 2018 at 01:33 PM
Maybe he wanted a more slimming look?
Posted by: Rudolph | July 26, 2018 at 01:53 PM
Binary system paint-by-number.
"Art for Art's sake."
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 26, 2018 at 01:54 PM
"This is not the first time that a zoo has painted donkeys to look like zebras. In 2009, a zoo in Gaza did the same thing, saying that it could not procure real zebras due to an Israeli blockade." Oh, right, blame it on Hamass.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 26, 2018 at 02:02 PM
"I'm not a zebra. It's the Doppler effect."
Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper PhD | July 26, 2018 at 02:17 PM
Their first attempt at painting camels turned out even worse.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 26, 2018 at 02:59 PM
A simple black and white case of fraud?
Call the black and whites! (Zoo police, or police the zoo?)
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2018 at 03:04 PM
Public libraries in the Chicago area have a unique arrangement with the area zoos to allow patrons to check out animals, take them home and return them.
So far, the only animals that can be checked out are zebras because they are already barcoded.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 26, 2018 at 03:13 PM
Another infamous fake zebra.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2018 at 05:36 PM