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Another serial ‘poo jogger’ has been caught leaving gifts in Australia
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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July 25, 2018
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Time to crank up volume on the Manilow music.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 25, 2018 at 02:11 PM
BOLO for a woman who's got the runs.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 25, 2018 at 02:32 PM
Another shitty mystery?
"And I would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn't been for DNA!"
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 03:43 PM
"She isn't a customer of ours."
Cheeky jogger, to say the least.
I wonder if his CCTV camera has one of those signs that says,
"SMILE, You're On Camera!"
Posted by: MOTW | July 25, 2018 at 04:12 PM
Overheard as she continued her jog:
♪ Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like you
I want to squat like you, poop like you, too
You see it's true, an girl like me
Can learn to poop like you, too ♪
Posted by: MOTW | July 25, 2018 at 04:15 PM
Where's one of Australia's famous poisonous snakes or insects when you really need one?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 25, 2018 at 04:38 PM
Do not watch the video. You have been warned. Also, why did they blur out the woman's head?
Posted by: Rudolph | July 25, 2018 at 04:58 PM
When you're jogging by a wall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running from the police
And feel that anal grease
It's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you jump and do a flip
But you feel something drip
It's diarrhea, diarrhea
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 25, 2018 at 05:58 PM
The article failed BIG TIME to point out that she, like many snakes and insects, is venomous, too.
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 06:11 PM
I'm clearly sick after reading LePet's lyrics.
Posted by: LeDud | July 25, 2018 at 06:21 PM
So that's what they're called.
San Francisco has a great number of
"poo joggers."
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 25, 2018 at 10:31 PM
She could carry a porta potty in that big backpack.
Posted by: Flash | July 25, 2018 at 10:59 PM
Poo - it's the gift that keeps oozing.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 26, 2018 at 09:39 AM
This is very similar to what I read last night in Conor Lastowka's "The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe." Please treat yourself to it. It's freaking hilarious. Really. We're talking next-generation-Mister-The-Blog-Barry here.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 26, 2018 at 11:07 AM
Weird. My end-of-roundaboutsuckup HTML tag was cut out of my above post. Anyway. End roundaboutsuckup.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 26, 2018 at 11:40 AM
You know, the idea of DNA testing has merit.
I remember seeing a story right here on this blog about doggy doo DNA testing. Why not for serial 'poo jogger'?
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2018 at 12:05 PM
It doesn't look like cereal to me.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 26, 2018 at 02:15 PM