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July 25, 2018


Another serial ‘poo jogger’ has been caught leaving gifts in Australia

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Time to crank up volume on the Manilow music.

BOLO for a woman who's got the runs.

Another shitty mystery?

"And I would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn't been for DNA!"

"She isn't a customer of ours."

Cheeky jogger, to say the least.

I wonder if his CCTV camera has one of those signs that says,
"SMILE, You're On Camera!"

Overheard as she continued her jog:
♪ Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like you
I want to squat like you, poop like you, too
You see it's true, an girl like me
Can learn to poop like you, too ♪

Where's one of Australia's famous poisonous snakes or insects when you really need one?

Do not watch the video. You have been warned. Also, why did they blur out the woman's head?

When you're jogging by a wall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running from the police
And feel that anal grease
It's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you jump and do a flip
But you feel something drip
It's diarrhea, diarrhea

The article failed BIG TIME to point out that she, like many snakes and insects, is venomous, too.

I'm clearly sick after reading LePet's lyrics.

So that's what they're called.

San Francisco has a great number of

"poo joggers."

She could carry a porta potty in that big backpack.

Poo - it's the gift that keeps oozing.

This is very similar to what I read last night in Conor Lastowka's "The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe." Please treat yourself to it. It's freaking hilarious. Really. We're talking next-generation-Mister-The-Blog-Barry here.

Weird. My end-of-roundaboutsuckup HTML tag was cut out of my above post. Anyway. End roundaboutsuckup.

You know, the idea of DNA testing has merit.

I remember seeing a story right here on this blog about doggy doo DNA testing. Why not for serial 'poo jogger'?

It doesn't look like cereal to me.

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