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July 30, 2018


Accused School ‘Pooperintendent’ Relieves Himself Of Duty After Arrest

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, who says "A headline writer no doubt waited a lifetime for this opportunity.")


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All crapped out.

I really hope the headline was fed into a Teleprompter

I've never understood while this clown was driving miles every day to poop in some other school district rather than his own.

From his brown eyes in the mugshot you can tell this guy is full of crap.

Pulizter nomination for headline writing.

He's trying to convince people he's just a regular guy.

"Relieves himself of doody?"

Instead of resigning, maybe he could have taken a demotion. He seems like he's more comfortable as the Number 2 guy.

Le Petomane, I have brown eyes. Watch your back.
For the rest of his life he'll be known as the Pooperintendent or the Poopernator.

This just emphasizes that everyone is unique, like a snowflake.

Didn't he do that before the arrest?

Now we know why the grass is always greener on the other side.

They use better fertilizer.

The old city dump smells the same
As I step out in the rain
And there to meet me is my mama and the warden,
Down the road I look and there comes Mary
She's still mad I slept with Katy.

It's good to soil the green, green grass at home
Yes, they'll all come to mock me, guns cocking, cuffs awaiting
It's good to soil the green, green grass at home

All that remains is to finish the paperwork.

How many parties did he poop?

Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle: Vitameatavegamin.

It seems that the good super isn't through with his stercpracepi ways. Having crapped on his track, he now intends to take a dump on his local police department. Check it out. https://people.com/human-interest/superintendent-accused-pooping-on-school-track-resigns/

sorry, that was supposed to be stercoraceous.

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