'TOO MUCH OF A DISTRACTION'
Accused School ‘Pooperintendent’ Relieves Himself Of Duty After Arrest
(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, who says "A headline writer no doubt waited a lifetime for this opportunity.")
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July 30, 2018
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All crapped out.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 30, 2018 at 11:15 AM
I really hope the headline was fed into a Teleprompter
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 30, 2018 at 11:16 AM
I've never understood while this clown was driving miles every day to poop in some other school district rather than his own.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2018 at 11:25 AM
From his brown eyes in the mugshot you can tell this guy is full of crap.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 30, 2018 at 11:39 AM
Pulizter nomination for headline writing.
Posted by: chet | July 30, 2018 at 12:23 PM
He's trying to convince people he's just a regular guy.
Posted by: fractalist | July 30, 2018 at 01:47 PM
"Relieves himself of doody?"
Posted by: OldPhil | July 30, 2018 at 01:57 PM
Instead of resigning, maybe he could have taken a demotion. He seems like he's more comfortable as the Number 2 guy.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 30, 2018 at 02:49 PM
Le Petomane, I have brown eyes. Watch your back.
For the rest of his life he'll be known as the Pooperintendent or the Poopernator.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 30, 2018 at 03:13 PM
This just emphasizes that everyone is unique, like a snowflake.
Posted by: LeDud | July 30, 2018 at 04:14 PM
Didn't he do that before the arrest?
Posted by: Rudolph | July 30, 2018 at 04:58 PM
Now we know why the grass is always greener on the other side.
They use better fertilizer.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2018 at 11:30 PM
The old city dump smells the same
As I step out in the rain
And there to meet me is my mama and the warden,
Down the road I look and there comes Mary
She's still mad I slept with Katy.
It's good to soil the green, green grass at home
Yes, they'll all come to mock me, guns cocking, cuffs awaiting
It's good to soil the green, green grass at home
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2018 at 11:35 PM
All that remains is to finish the paperwork.
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 31, 2018 at 07:46 AM
How many parties did he poop?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | July 31, 2018 at 09:00 AM
Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle: Vitameatavegamin.
Posted by: Lucy Ricardo | July 31, 2018 at 10:25 AM
It seems that the good super isn't through with his stercpracepi ways. Having crapped on his track, he now intends to take a dump on his local police department. Check it out. https://people.com/human-interest/superintendent-accused-pooping-on-school-track-resigns/
Posted by: dfs | August 01, 2018 at 05:55 AM
sorry, that was supposed to be stercoraceous.
Posted by: dfs | August 01, 2018 at 05:55 AM