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July 30, 2018


Caller mistakes apple fritter exchange for drug deal

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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After my last blood sugar readings, I think my endocrinologist is going to call in apple fritter enforcers to prevent my access.

As long as he didn't snort it, I don't see an issue.

CSI Wisconsin: In Appleton, they would have known better.

After this success on there first exchange, the dudes now know they can move pot in apple fritters.

Kenosha or Wausau, oh I want to take ya ♪
Green Bay, Waukesha, come on pretty mama
Sheboygan, Antiga, baby why don't we go, Fond du Lac

Off the Cheesehead Keys, there's a place called Menomonee
That's where you want to be to get away from it all! ♪

Police issued the caller a warning —

for frittering away the policemen's time.

New tongue twister: Fred fretted his freckled face as he flew in to finally finishing his fritter.

But I wonder, what was Wilma thinking?

If you see something that looks like two men exchanging a white bag with an apple fritter in it, say something.

I can identify. We have a big problem in my neighborhood with fritter deals going down all the time.

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