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Toad thieves suck!
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2018 at 03:10 PM
Kinda like S&H Green Stamps?
What do you get when you have a full book of toads?
(Arrested?)
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2018 at 03:12 PM
Maybe just a girl looking for her prince?
Posted by: Qaz | July 26, 2018 at 03:24 PM
FAMILY GUY warned us of the danger over a decade ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQEhBai711o
Posted by: Bilwick | July 26, 2018 at 03:34 PM
I saw The Toad-Licking Thieves open for Metallica.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2018 at 04:00 PM
I saw what you did there, Jeff. (Metal-lick-a)
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2018 at 05:08 PM
Them Toad Suckers
How about Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin'
Them green toady-frogs.
Suckin' them hop-toads,
Suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy-types,
Suckin' them plunkers.
Look at Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog-frogs,
Sure makes 'em happy.
Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,
Way down south
Stickin' them sucky toads,
In they mouth.
How to be a Toad Sucker?
No way to duck it.
Gittchyseff a toad,
Rare back and suck it!
- Mason Williams, about 1968(?)
Posted by: Pogo | July 26, 2018 at 05:26 PM
Are the thieves hauling them away with a toad truck?
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2018 at 05:38 PM
‘Lick the toad! Lick the toad! Lick the toad!” I remember this from one of the Joe Cartoon videos from the early days of the internet.
Posted by: 655321 | July 26, 2018 at 06:10 PM
In my day telling someone to "lick a toad" was fightin' words.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 26, 2018 at 08:21 PM
Dave---I had a counseling program for ten years in four central Texas counties, for misdemeanor offenders. One guy sheepishly told us that he was there because he and a friend (both already drunk) were arrested around 2:00 A.M. by an older police officer in downtown Bastrop, TX licking toads they had caught, believing they could get higher by licking the toads ( they couldn't, as the toads that produce such effects are from South America---but---they were drunk.) When caught, the officer bewilderingly asked them, "Boys---what the hell are you doing?" Toad licking does happen...
Posted by: Chuck | July 27, 2018 at 05:28 AM
They were just looking to get hopped up.
Posted by: Heywood | July 27, 2018 at 09:46 AM