THE OPPOSITE OF SHRINKAGE
Men claim the heatwave is giving them 'summer penis' - and doctors say it's a real thing
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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July 25, 2018
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Seals and Crofts version was really lame.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 25, 2018 at 02:05 PM
Where I live, it is summer all year long!
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Proud | July 25, 2018 at 02:11 PM
Does that mean you can fire or lay-off Hans and Franz?
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 02:17 PM
'a real thing'... heh-heh
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 25, 2018 at 02:33 PM
The schlong hot summer
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 25, 2018 at 03:26 PM
Why does the guy in the picture look like he's never noticed his penis before? This makes up for the shrinkage that is experienced in the cold winter weather.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 25, 2018 at 04:36 PM
Thankfully in autumn they don't change color, shrivel up, and fall off. Well, maybe in the autumn of one's life.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 25, 2018 at 05:02 PM
I just read on Wiki that summer sausage does not need refrigeration.
Posted by: Trevor | July 25, 2018 at 05:29 PM
Living in Arizona... (117* today)
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 25, 2018 at 05:30 PM
Here in Southern New Mexico it's pretty much summer year around. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 25, 2018 at 05:40 PM
I can't wait for the drug ads touting a cure. Will have interesting side effects though.
Posted by: LeDud | July 25, 2018 at 06:22 PM
What SPF should we use?
Posted by: OldPhil | July 25, 2018 at 09:50 PM
The name is Steele. SUMMER Steele.
Posted by: Summer Steele | July 26, 2018 at 10:35 AM
^ Sounds more like one of James Bond's girlfriends, actually.
Posted by: padraig | July 26, 2018 at 10:36 AM
"Just another part of your body's homeostasis..."
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 26, 2018 at 10:54 AM
So, we've been doing this wrong, fellas. We should be wearing shorts in the winter and long pants in summer.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 26, 2018 at 11:18 AM