THE KEY WORD BEING 'TRIES'
Man tries robbing a Whataburger with a pair of tongs
(Thanks to Jane Linderman and funny man)
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July 31, 2018
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Come on people. The Right Tool for the Right Job. Where was the alleged perp during shop class?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 31, 2018 at 11:22 AM
My new Tong Control Bill will put an end to this national horror.
Posted by: Senator Kochwhistle | July 31, 2018 at 11:52 AM
There is no reason for those things to be in civilian hands.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2018 at 12:03 PM
The Chinese Tong are a formidable mafia-type group. I'm guessing he didn't use these.
Posted by: LeDud | July 31, 2018 at 12:13 PM
When it's time to commit a crime, in these modern times, there is no need to get off of the couch. Just use the URob app and select the following:
Business: Gas station - Liquor Store - Quick Mart - Whataburger
Disguise: pantyhose, paper bag, political mask
Silly weapon: finger, beer can, tongs
Preferred currency: singles only, ten and twenty dollar bills, exploding dye pack (extra surcharge)
Frequent offender discount applies
Posted by: Marc | July 31, 2018 at 12:34 PM
That's quite a bemused expression he has.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 31, 2018 at 12:37 PM
Thank goodness he didn't have an eggbeater!
Posted by: MOTW | July 31, 2018 at 12:43 PM
Whataloser.
Posted by: fractalist | July 31, 2018 at 01:21 PM
Who "had difficulty balancing while walking"? Was that his sobriety test when the cops came, because his mugshot reminds me of Flounder just before he threw up on Dean Wormer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2018 at 02:35 PM
Responding officers disarmed the suspect via tongsillectomy.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 31, 2018 at 04:17 PM
Someday, only robots will have tongs. Ha Ha Ha ha ha hahahhhahahhahahhhhahhahhhhhhhhhahhahahhahahhahhahha!
Posted by: Alexa | July 31, 2018 at 04:54 PM
Alexa, HAL wants to talk to you.
Posted by: MOTW | July 31, 2018 at 05:20 PM
I would give him the money and as always ask
“Do you want fries with your order?”
Posted by: Qaz | July 31, 2018 at 06:14 PM
Tongs a lot.
Posted by: Pogo | July 31, 2018 at 06:53 PM
A police friend once responded to a convenience store robbery. When he got there the perp was seated on the floor with his fingers laced behind his head. He had used a candy cane for a weapon. The guy said he wanted to go to jail because he had a toothache and couldn't afford a dentist.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 31, 2018 at 07:11 PM