IT'S A CONSENTING HEDGE
Sheffield topiarist 'disgusted by drunk hedge sex'
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)
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July 27, 2018
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Drunk hedge sex is by definition good sex.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2018 at 11:07 AM
That man needs to install a sprinkler system.
Posted by: Vaporsmith | July 27, 2018 at 11:10 AM
Bus league behavior
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 27, 2018 at 11:13 AM
C'mon. You can tell that's a consenting hedge. It definitely has that "come heather" look.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 27, 2018 at 12:09 PM
A little poison ivy in the hedge's crotch should take care of it.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 27, 2018 at 12:13 PM
Some strategically placed barbed wire fencing and maybe some electric wires would probably stop this behavior. Plus it would be fun to watch!
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2018 at 12:14 PM
So stay away from drunk hedges, and my lawn!
Posted by: funny man | July 27, 2018 at 12:40 PM
"O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?"
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | July 27, 2018 at 02:08 PM
I saw Drunk Hedge Sex open for Green Day.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 27, 2018 at 02:22 PM
Obligatory: Shapely shrub rub = Push, push in the bush.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 27, 2018 at 06:13 PM