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July 25, 2018

IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Reptile Adventures in Nampa says 75-pound tortoise goes missing, believes it was stolen

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Related: Flight attendants to be deported over turtle-smuggling operation

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

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It's like a whole other level of stealing.

Super Mario Brothers level?

75 pounds is some heavy stealing.

When they take the turtle's statement, they will need to be prepared for a long and slow unraveling.


To quote Groucho: You folks can go out for a bite in the lobby till this thing blows over.

Maybe Twister's just suffering from reptile dysfunction.
Or looking for an adventure with another tartoise tortoise with a painted shell.

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