IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
Reptile Adventures in Nampa says 75-pound tortoise goes missing, believes it was stolen
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
Related: Flight attendants to be deported over turtle-smuggling operation
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
« Previous | Main | Next »
July 25, 2018
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
It's like a whole other level of stealing.
Super Mario Brothers level?
75 pounds is some heavy stealing.
Posted by: MOTW | July 25, 2018 at 01:50 PM
When they take the turtle's statement, they will need to be prepared for a long and slow unraveling.
To quote Groucho: You folks can go out for a bite in the lobby till this thing blows over.
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 01:55 PM
Maybe Twister's just suffering from reptile dysfunction.
Or looking for an adventure with another
tartoisetortoise with a painted shell.Posted by: fractalist | July 25, 2018 at 03:16 PM