IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
Reptile Adventures in Nampa says 75-pound tortoise goes missing, believes it was stolen
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
Related: Flight attendants to be deported over turtle-smuggling operation
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
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It's like a whole other level of stealing.
Super Mario Brothers level?
75 pounds is some heavy stealing.
Posted by: MOTW | July 25, 2018 at 01:50 PM
When they take the turtle's statement, they will need to be prepared for a long and slow unraveling.
To quote Groucho: You folks can go out for a bite in the lobby till this thing blows over.
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 01:55 PM
Maybe Twister's just suffering from reptile dysfunction.
Or looking for an adventure with another
tartoisetortoise with a painted shell.Posted by: fractalist | July 25, 2018 at 03:16 PM