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Even a sleeping clock (broken clock) is right twice a day, and twice IS good 'nuff for government work, I hear....
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 01:57 PM
CA DMV always strives to make your visit a pleasant experience while our employees catch up on some ZZZ's. Please take a number.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 25, 2018 at 02:02 PM
I hope this employee wasn't out giving driving tests.
Posted by: LeDud | July 25, 2018 at 03:57 PM
The story of the California DMV clerk who, after several weeks, was determined to be dead when he failed to go on vacation never made the news.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 25, 2018 at 05:34 PM
"If she moved any faster, she'd have a pulse"
"DMV rules-mandatory maximum work periods of 15 minutes between breaks"
"You know, it's all the pressures. Someone might actually thank her!"
Heard in the waiting lines....
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 06:14 PM
Pull quote:
"The employee's doctor told the DMV she was unable to perform the duties associated with her job. Subsequently, the employee obtained a physician's release saying she was able to perform her job's duties, the report says."
Apparently the physician's release was
"doctored."
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 25, 2018 at 10:39 PM
They caught her sleeping when they went to her cube to give her the "Most Productive DMV Employee of the Month" award.
Posted by: padraig | July 26, 2018 at 10:38 AM
I've been in California DMV lines. How did they tell she was asleep? Did she snore louder than the others?
Posted by: David H | July 26, 2018 at 01:42 PM