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July 30, 2018


Motorist took his Porsche on jogging path along the FDR Drive — until he couldn't go any farther

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Florida license pending.")


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Hey, all it takes is one wrong button and your GPS puts you on a footpath.

Well, one wrong button and a whole lot of ignoring other indications that you aren't on a traditional roadway.

Is there a problem, officer?

This vagabond Porsche
Is longing to stray...

And find I'm king of the hill,
Top of the heap.

If you're rich enough to own a Porsche, this is how you go jogging.

And a pretty blonde is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend where his Porsche is.

First thing I'm thinking is that perhaps "the driver of the vehicle" was not the owner of the vehicle.

Snork @ Skeeter.

I immediately suspected the Cayenne was hot...

Old joke:
A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra
money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman"
and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and
everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Ferarri."

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