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Gator and sidekick where born to be the bouncers at Chuck-E-Cheese.
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 28, 2018 at 07:20 PM
Kind of hard to conceal carry a gator.
I'm sure he had the safety on.
Posted by: Slim Chance | July 28, 2018 at 07:24 PM
If the guy went into a deli, he would have a deli-gator
The police are looking for a snappy dresser
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet. Thankfully, most only grow four.
Thank you, I'll be here all weekend. Please tip your server well.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2018 at 07:45 PM
There is no good reason for these to be in civilian hands.
Posted by: Rintinglen | July 29, 2018 at 01:27 AM
" there's a reason you don't see them walking around on leashes. "
Luggage has to be rolled or carried.
Posted by: Clankie | July 29, 2018 at 10:09 AM
The only appropriate response, as you run from the store...could it be "see you later, alligator!"
Posted by: funny man | July 29, 2018 at 03:04 PM
Tricky to find a holster big enough for live alligators.
Posted by: FredKey | July 29, 2018 at 09:34 PM
Sounds like a variation on the old punch line, "Well, before I bobbed his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator."
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2018 at 08:42 AM