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Woman’s quest to grow the world’s largest bum with 15 jars of Nutella a month
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I think she's there.")
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Your body is a temple- or maybe a rotunda.
Posted by: Gandalf the Old | July 24, 2018 at 11:17 AM
I want a framed copy of that third photo to hang on my refrigerator door.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 24, 2018 at 11:18 AM
My cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that you were mine
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
Posted by: manual tomato | July 24, 2018 at 11:38 AM
She definitely makes the rockin' world go round.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 24, 2018 at 11:45 AM
She used to be a pretty girl. Now she's a freak. I hope she's happy. I bet her mother isn't.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2018 at 11:46 AM
Something that won't be mentioned in Nutella commercials.
Posted by: Clankie | July 24, 2018 at 11:47 AM
Already her backside is 6 feet in circumference.
So she is almost as big around as she it tall.
She weighs 21 stone-- That is 294 Lbs in Murrican.
The Bertha Butt Booogie keeps running through my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LQJYgs1sxc&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: David H | July 24, 2018 at 12:09 PM
They made a calendar of this lady, but it didn't sell because it kept falling off the wall.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 24, 2018 at 12:11 PM
*HUGE snork at Le Petomane!*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 24, 2018 at 12:22 PM
At least Victorian era women had bustles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 24, 2018 at 12:52 PM
(Apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot)
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
a blimp that went wrong!
♪ I like big butts and I can not lie
but some people can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
You have no interest in that place.
But when an elephant walks past
you notice that butt was stuffed
and even freaks like me say
girl you gone crazy your way! ♪
Posted by: funny man | July 24, 2018 at 12:52 PM
My eyes!!!!! Brain bleach please.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2018 at 01:04 PM
Not ever gonna be a Subway spokesmodel.
Posted by: fractalist | July 24, 2018 at 02:59 PM
For you science buffs out there, that's officially a 9.3 on the Kardashian Scale.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 24, 2018 at 03:12 PM
Just call me Skeeter Narrowass.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 24, 2018 at 03:33 PM
So, how many jars of Nutella does she have stored back there?
Posted by: Baskerville Bee | July 24, 2018 at 07:03 PM
How many fans of Fix a Flat for this entail?
Posted by: Miamibey | July 24, 2018 at 09:17 PM
*cans*
Dang autocorrect!
Posted by: Miamibey | July 24, 2018 at 09:19 PM
It has it's own gravitational field. We will be in big trouble when it starts attracting assteroids (got to use the word twice today).
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 25, 2018 at 10:06 AM
Her hindquarters could be used for living quarters...not that I am eager to move in.
Posted by: K | July 25, 2018 at 10:37 AM
Is she a Kardiashian?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 25, 2018 at 12:15 PM
Inspired by -or- inspiring Sci-fi like "the Blob"?
Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2018 at 03:30 PM