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July 24, 2018

DREAMING BIG

Woman’s quest to grow the world’s largest bum with 15 jars of Nutella a month

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I think she's there.")

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Your body is a temple- or maybe a rotunda.

I want a framed copy of that third photo to hang on my refrigerator door.

My cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that you were mine
La la la la la la, la la la la la la

She definitely makes the rockin' world go round.

She used to be a pretty girl. Now she's a freak. I hope she's happy. I bet her mother isn't.

Something that won't be mentioned in Nutella commercials.

Already her backside is 6 feet in circumference.
So she is almost as big around as she it tall.
She weighs 21 stone-- That is 294 Lbs in Murrican.

The Bertha Butt Booogie keeps running through my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LQJYgs1sxc&feature=youtu.be

They made a calendar of this lady, but it didn't sell because it kept falling off the wall.

*HUGE snork at Le Petomane!*

At least Victorian era women had bustles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle

(Apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot)


Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
a blimp that went wrong!

♪ I like big butts and I can not lie
but some people can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
You have no interest in that place.
But when an elephant walks past
you notice that butt was stuffed
and even freaks like me say
girl you gone crazy your way! ♪

My eyes!!!!! Brain bleach please.

Not ever gonna be a Subway spokesmodel.

For you science buffs out there, that's officially a 9.3 on the Kardashian Scale.

Just call me Skeeter Narrowass.

So, how many jars of Nutella does she have stored back there?

How many fans of Fix a Flat for this entail?

*cans*
Dang autocorrect!

It has it's own gravitational field. We will be in big trouble when it starts attracting assteroids (got to use the word twice today).

Her hindquarters could be used for living quarters...not that I am eager to move in.

Is she a Kardiashian?

Inspired by -or- inspiring Sci-fi like "the Blob"?

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