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July 30, 2018


Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Asian Market of the Week.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)


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Not to be confused with nearby competitor, Luong Dong Market.

I appreciate your strict policy..
Won Long Dong

Now just what do they sell in that market??

They have a very busy sister store, Ho.

"Hung Like a Horse" Asian market just won't sound right.

Coincidentally I attended an Asian wedding Saturday. Two things I learned. Well, one I already knew.

The most great tasting Filet Mignon I have ever had was served with lobster. I don't care for lobster, so I gave my wife the lobster and she gave me her Filet. Five Asian women saw me do this. So, four, maybe five, Asian women seated at our table gave me their Filet Mignon! I had six, or seven, of greatest tasting Filet Mignon's I have ever experienced. I gave some of the Filets back to one of the women and she put it in a Go box. The other thing I learned is Asian men are the worst dancers in the history of the world. A diplomat from one of the Asian countries to U.S. attended. My wife tells me He was demoted. She meant she was not impressed, but instead looked down on him. I don't think she would give him the time of day. She mentioned he was, "no good." I managed to get a good look at him. Thank god this man did not attempt to dance. I think He is pretty good at math and probably equally adept at computers, but with my extensive experience on the subject, this man looks like a brainless idiot should He dance under any circumstance dance.

There were at least a couple of hundred people there who were really good at math. And several dozen who were the worst dancers I have ever witnessed.

Better than Wun Hung Lo.

Sagging Market, on the other hand....

Recalling Hawaii 5-0. The Lo Fat Hung Market. The girthiest meat in the city.

They have a salve there for cockburn.

They have chicken and Redbox there, so you can get The Kentucky Fried Movie.

Word is there was a lot of family pressure NOT to name it the Hung Over Market....

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