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July 01, 2018


America has a record high stockpile of cheese at 1.385 billion pounds

(Thanks to DaninDallas)


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Who's going to cut it?

We need to make more pizza.

What Clankie said. Also grilled cheese, with or without bacon.

Our stockpile is almost large enough to begin phase three: invade Canada

We're gonna need more wine and crackers...and perhaps a bit of Ex Lax....

Years ago, NASA wanted to send hundreds of pounds of cheese up the the space station. Sadly, the rocket exploded shortly after takeoff.

All that was left was de brie.

Ban cheese slicers. Make America grate again.

I predict Congress will pass the Cheese Act where each citizen will be expected to eat 4 lbs of the surplus cheese or pay a fine.

1.385 billion pounds? It's not enough.

You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!
-Matt Foley

If Canadians increased dairy tariff to by 1000 to 1270% America cound have that cheese all to itself.

Time to develop the Intercontinental Ballistic Cheese Missile.

What a friend we have in cheeses.

Evil powers should cheddar at the thought!

Imagine the damage and blockage we could do!

Send your dairies letters of encouragement and thanks!

Taking up where Ralph left off...

Victory in cheeses, my savor forever.

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