AND WE *WILL* UNLEASH IT IF PROVOKED
America has a record high stockpile of cheese at 1.385 billion pounds
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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Who's going to cut it?
Posted by: Elf Odin | July 01, 2018 at 07:56 AM
We need to make more pizza.
Posted by: Clankie | July 01, 2018 at 08:16 AM
What Clankie said. Also grilled cheese, with or without bacon.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 01, 2018 at 08:20 AM
Our stockpile is almost large enough to begin phase three: invade Canada
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 01, 2018 at 09:59 AM
We're gonna need more wine and crackers...and perhaps a bit of Ex Lax....
Posted by: Death Row Doc | July 01, 2018 at 10:08 AM
Years ago, NASA wanted to send hundreds of pounds of cheese up the the space station. Sadly, the rocket exploded shortly after takeoff.
All that was left was de brie.
Ban cheese slicers. Make America grate again.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 01, 2018 at 10:50 AM
I predict Congress will pass the Cheese Act where each citizen will be expected to eat 4 lbs of the surplus cheese or pay a fine.
Posted by: Marc | July 01, 2018 at 10:55 AM
1.385 billion pounds? It's not enough.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 01, 2018 at 11:17 AM
You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!
-Matt Foley
Posted by: MOTW | July 01, 2018 at 11:23 AM
If Canadians increased dairy tariff to by 1000 to 1270% America cound have that cheese all to itself.
Posted by: EP Ramos | July 01, 2018 at 11:47 AM
Time to develop the Intercontinental Ballistic Cheese Missile.
Posted by: fractalist | July 01, 2018 at 01:50 PM
What a friend we have in cheeses.
Posted by: Ralph | July 01, 2018 at 02:17 PM
Evil powers should cheddar at the thought!
Posted by: funny man | July 01, 2018 at 02:55 PM
Imagine the damage and blockage we could do!
Send your dairies letters of encouragement and thanks!
Posted by: A Message from America's Dairy Councils & Associations | July 02, 2018 at 10:27 AM
Taking up where Ralph left off...
Victory in cheeses, my savor forever.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 02, 2018 at 03:03 PM