AND IN SPORTS
2018 snail racing champion crowned
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "People only go to watch the wrecks.")
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July 24, 2018
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The other participants were invited to a tasty meal of escargot.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 24, 2018 at 11:41 AM
Like baseball, much too long an ordeal. Plus there's no real betting allowed (a loud?)...
Posted by: funny man | July 24, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Spectators also like it when a slug joins in ("Ooh, look, a convertible!").
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 24, 2018 at 02:06 PM
"snail trainer" ?
Posted by: MOTW | July 24, 2018 at 02:14 PM
They tried for a Snail Speed Record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.
It did not go well.
Posted by: David H | July 24, 2018 at 05:50 PM
The one thing you'll never hear at a snail race "I blinked and missed it!"
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 24, 2018 at 05:59 PM
ESPN should show this instead of baseball.
Posted by: Qaz | July 24, 2018 at 06:44 PM
Things sort of "melted down" after someone accidentally served salted snacks at the victory brunch.
Posted by: PirateBoy (Snap, Crackle, Squish?) | July 24, 2018 at 11:02 PM
Aaaaand.............doooooown...........theee..........streeeeeeetch............theeeeeeey.............cooooooome......
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 25, 2018 at 10:09 AM
*SNORK* at Amoeba
Qaz, how would they tell the difference?
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 26, 2018 at 02:33 PM
Great
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