AN OFFER THEY COULDN'T REFUSE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bill Carver)
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July 27, 2018
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Sir, you have got a deal!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2018 at 11:03 AM
In CA if you report observing a person peering into parked cars, this is a typical response from the dispatcher.
"So what, they were just peering, they didn't take anything did they?"
Posted by: manual tomato | July 27, 2018 at 12:59 PM
Police in Maryland say a man who was being detained told officers he worked at Krispy Kreme and would give them doughnuts if they would let him go.
"Don't let me detain you..."
— Lord Vetinari
Posted by: fractalist | July 27, 2018 at 02:02 PM
According to police, the suspect has a glazed look in his eye.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 27, 2018 at 02:26 PM
@fractalist--Lord Vetinari would have the doughnuts safely in hand before telling the perp he could "leave..."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 27, 2018 at 03:24 PM
My veterinarian doesn't take doughnuts--he insists on cash.
Posted by: Rintinglen | July 28, 2018 at 02:17 AM