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July 27, 2018

AN OFFER THEY COULDN'T REFUSE

Police in Maryland say a man who was being detained told officers he worked at Krispy Kreme and would give them doughnuts if they would let him go.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and  Bill Carver)

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Sir, you have got a deal!

In CA if you report observing a person peering into parked cars, this is a typical response from the dispatcher.

"So what, they were just peering, they didn't take anything did they?"

Police in Maryland say a man who was being detained told officers he worked at Krispy Kreme and would give them doughnuts if they would let him go.

"Don't let me detain you..."

— Lord Vetinari

According to police, the suspect has a glazed look in his eye.

@fractalist--Lord Vetinari would have the doughnuts safely in hand before telling the perp he could "leave..."

My veterinarian doesn't take doughnuts--he insists on cash.

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