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June 16, 2018

WELL MAYBE IT WAS THEIR FAULT

A 32-year-old man was arrested after screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Just another day with parasites.

Just a little testy was he?

Specially formulated new Tylenol for Testicles.

A man with testicular pain saw his doctor. He was surprised when the doctor measured his waist, then looked at the tag on his underwear.
"These briefs are size 34," the doctor said. "Buy some size 36 and your nuts will stop hurting."

It was that time of the month.

Clankie
The Iam crazy time of the month.

A future commercial for.....? Choose one or submit your own...

a) Geico (If your nuts hurt, you can still save $400...)
b) Planters (Nuts to you!)
c) Big Pharma ---DO your nuts hurt? You need "Zello" the calming opiod...
d) Sprint, now selling Phone /nut insurance....

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