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June 19, 2018


Pooping Creates The Same Pain As Childbirth For Sloths, And It Is Dangerous

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Ralph)


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As the Turd Emerges followed Days of our Lives.

They were going to make a movie about sloth constipation.

But it never came out.

I guess this proves that the so-called "pain of Childbirth" is just a myth.

The act of pooping occurs on the forest floor, which can be a dangerous place for sloths as predators lurk. About half of sloth fatalities occur when they are doing this ritual.

And I thought, more than once, if I didn't poop, I'd die. Apparently sloths have this actually happen sometimes.

Especially dangerous for a male sloth if he mentions this in front of a female sloth.

4 out of 5 sloths agreed when surveyed.

I must be a sloth.

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