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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2018 at 02:01 PM
Speaking tonight, fish factory worker Chris added: “It’s probably the first time I’ve cut the grass and I was getting a bit bored.
“I don’t think there’s a future in grass cutting for me.”
Hmmm... cutting the grass vs. working at the fish factory.
Tough call?
Posted by: fractalist | June 26, 2018 at 02:40 PM
Words you will only hear on the Isle of Barra:
"Mom, I'm going outside and trim my big willy."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2018 at 04:55 PM
That willy needs some Viagrass.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | June 26, 2018 at 05:51 PM
Willy go round in circles?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 27, 2018 at 12:34 AM
How do we know it's a willy? Couldn't it be a todger?
Posted by: Vaporsmith | June 28, 2018 at 09:35 AM