TENSION BUILDS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
8:36 a.m. A turtle was trying to cross the road.
(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Roberto)
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8:36 a.m. A turtle was trying to cross the road.
(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Roberto)
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11:32 a.m. A Kalispell man complained about a dog belonging to two guys setting up a fireworks stand.
Exactly how does a dog set up a fireworks stand?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2018 at 11:05 AM
3:53 P.M. To add to nursecindy's thread; how did the FedEx truck driver run into another vehicle without using his truck?
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2018 at 11:24 AM
To .. get .. to .. the .. other .. side.
nursecindy: it's not easy because the dog sets up the woof before the walls.
Le Pet: with his feet, going up the ramp (duh)
Posted by: MOTW | June 27, 2018 at 11:55 AM
8:39 p.m. A phone book was stolen in Kalispell.
They still have phone books? (No, the last one was just stolen.) >rimshot<
Posted by: MOTW | June 27, 2018 at 12:00 PM
In Flathead, no dog or horse or turtle is above suspicion.
Just ask the FedEx driver. Or the "this is my valley" screamer.
I think Rod Serling must have been stranded in Flathead at least once. Would explain perhaps his inspirations.
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2018 at 12:00 PM
I'm sure it was trying to get to the Shell station.
Posted by: Jim | June 27, 2018 at 12:00 PM
1:59 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 because there was an old purple Escort driving around his neighborhood that “doesn’t belong here.”
I'm with the caller. A "purple Escort" ? Jeeeesh...
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2018 at 12:44 PM
8:04 a.m. Two men were standing by a soda machine and “doing drugs.” Turns out they were just smoking some tobacco out of an old fashioned pipe.
Party like it's 1899...
Posted by: fractalist | June 27, 2018 at 02:35 PM
How did they even notice that the phone book was stolen. I don't even know if I have one anymore.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | June 27, 2018 at 03:17 PM
There is some important uses for phone books now that they ain't printing Sears an' Roebuck catalogues.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | June 27, 2018 at 07:48 PM
What do you call a turtle trying to cross the road that doesn't make it?
A) dead
B) soup
C) you can save 15% on your car insurance with (mumble)
The correct answers are A and/or B.
Posted by: The Dead parrot Pinning for the Fjords | June 27, 2018 at 08:29 PM
"A turtle was trying to cross the road."
This sentence would be the opening line of literary work by:
A. Ridley Pearson
B. Stephen King
C. Dave Barry
D. Judi Smith
E. Carl Hiaasen
Posted by: Slim Chance | June 27, 2018 at 09:09 PM
@Slim Chance--Any or all of the above.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2018 at 09:34 PM
Good thing they called the authorities about the turtle in the road. Ordinary citizens should not attempt turtle relocation without proper State or Federal reptile training.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 28, 2018 at 08:24 AM
My telephone book is also missing, coincidence? I don't think so!
Posted by: Monty | June 28, 2018 at 08:39 AM