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June 20, 2018

SO IMAGINE HOW TOUGH *HEAVY* DRINKING WOULD MAKE THEM

Scientists discover moderate drinking teaches heart cells how to toughen up

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

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I can't count the number of times I've been in a bar fight and heard someone say their heart was tougher than mine. I don't care how tough it is. A shot to the nuggets still brings them down.

An unrelated study shows that regular Taco Bell consumption teaches sphincter muscles to toughen up.

Yeah, heart, suck it up!

Snork @ nursecindy!


If you really want to toughen the heart, send it to boot camp (IE join the military).

I,myself, prefer tenderhearted individuals.

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