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June 21, 2018


Some Rivers Are So Drug-Polluted, Their Eels Get High on Cocaine

(Thanks to Snowman)


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This your eel. This is your eel on drugs.
Any questions?

"in the name of research, scientists pushed cocaine on European eels in labs"

Sure .. in the name of research
How did a group of scientists get funding to get cocaine?

Just what we need--more coke-high eels!

If I were an eel, I'd beg for drugs. I'd love to know how they get them to pee in those little cups for the drug tests.

Smoked eel quickly becomes a very popular snack food in some areas.

Slimy things go better with coke.

And "The Sun" writes on the first page:
"Scientists DIES after feeling eel!"

Cocaine has been known to effect he sex lives of other species of eels. Observing one confused fish, an ichthyologist observed: "That's a Moray."

Make that "affect the sex lives..." I need to stay out of the river.

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