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June 13, 2018


'Dead' husband turns up alive nearly a year after wife given wrong body

(Thanks to Steve K. and Jim Kenaston)


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If I had a nickel for every time my wife thought me dead.....

Wasn't this an Andy Griffith Show episode?

They all look the same to me.

This man has some 'splainin' to do:

"Your favorite perfume was on sale.....
.....in Austria..........and I walked there.......... to save us money......... Where's the perfume?..........They were sold out when I got there.
Soooooooo..........did you miss me?"

Hopefully the 'wrong body' wasn't still in the room when the 'dead' husband showed up. It all sounds like a surreal, out-of-body experience to me.

That's going to cause some paperwork.

He must have smelled pretty bad.

Igor just keeps messing up!

If he was taking Metra in Chicago, the train system could lose him for a year.

"Hi, honey, I'm home."

Lost, but now loser.

Monty Python:

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

To be fair, he DID tell her the poker game could run long.

Must have been a LOT of work to catch up on the office.

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