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June 19, 2018


Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers

(Thanks to Roberto)


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Fun couple.

There seems to be truth in advertising, as he is Gross!

Nothing says love like his and hers restraining orders.
Someone doesn't take rejection very well does he?

She paints a fake Picasso. He responds with fart spray and dead fish. Performance Art?

@Ralph - no doubt with a big government grant.

Oh the games mean people play now
Every night and every day now
They give up their sanity
For pride and vanity

They wile away the hours
Strewing dead fish in the ivory tower
Spraying farts in every room
Laughing wildly to stave the gloom

He'll be living in an eight by ten
Thinking about what might have been
If only he had given in
And said to Hell with hate

(apologies to just about everyone)

Where did he buy fart spray? Is Spencer Gifts still in business?

@ Theresa---You can buy fart spray off Amazon. Just type 'fart spray' and click.

Their name is literally, "Gross".

Why is that not included in a witty headline? Looking at YOU, Dave!


Fart Spray Band opened for the Butthole Surfers.

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