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June 22, 2018

IT WAS A CONSENTING AUTOMOBILE

A Kansas man was charged today with lewd and lascivious behavior for his repeated attempts to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile, according to court records.

(Thanks to Bob Cayne)

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I saw Consenting Tailpipe open for The Mothers of Invention.

Hey - give the kid a break. It was spring. Young men’s thoughts...

His parents must be so proud.

So getting a piece of tail(pipe) is a thing now?

This is why we need electric vehicles.

"You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe...?"

-Axel Foley

Looks like another #MeToo movement starting for cars..

When the cops showed up the perp said: "Take me away, I'm exhausted."

Something about emissions testing??

You will be shocked to learn that alcohol was involved.

♫ It's it's a tailpipe tryst
It's it's a tailpipe tryst
It's it's a tailpipe tryst
Yeah, it's a tailpipe tryst ♫

Kans-as$

is this related to that girl who got her head stuck in a tailpipe?

Who amongst us has never loved our car?

Repeated "attempts"? You mean, he never managed to do it? How sad! Or something. Just commenting for a friend.

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