IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND YOUR DOG ARE FREE TO GO
DUI Suspect Claimed His Dog Was The One Driving Erratically
You will be shocked when you learn the name of the state where this happened.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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June 27, 2018
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My dog has a tendency to weave around when she wags her tail so I don't let her drive anymore. She's also bad about leaving the left turn signal on.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2018 at 10:48 AM
Of course, the fact that his dog was NOT in the car at the time did not deter him from making his case.
Key yummy-sounding beverage of choice:
Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2018 at 11:04 AM
Booze hounds are not known for their loyalty.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2018 at 11:17 AM
The dog did have a valid Florida driver's license, but unfortunately not a dog license.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 27, 2018 at 11:28 AM
He ate my homework too.
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2018 at 01:08 PM
From a theoretically legal standpoint, how would you prove your dog is an erratic driver ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2018 at 02:00 PM
"I had to let the dog drive ... I'm drunk!"
"Where's the dog now? He's right here ... you can't (hic!) see him?"
Posted by: L8terg8r | June 27, 2018 at 02:52 PM
"What Lassie? Timmy's letting Ruff Ruff drive? You call the FHP and I'll call the sheriff."
Hypothetical when Lassie discovers what her ex-owner (we think) is up to.
Posted by: The Dead parrot Pinning for the Fjords | June 27, 2018 at 08:30 PM
Wag the dog strategy failed the breathalyzer.
Posted by: Slim Chance | June 27, 2018 at 09:21 PM