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June 20, 2018

IN THAT CASE, MISS SWIFT, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

A man accused of setting fire to a historic Austin building on Monday claimed during an interview with investigators that he was pop star Taylor Swift, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Travis County state district court.

(Thanks to John W.)

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Don't tell Kanye.

The resemblance is uncanny!

Snork @ Clankie

What Rudolph said.

Separated at birth.

In that case, Ms. Swift, may I have your auto----make that fingerprint and mug shot?

See, his mistake was, he shoulda told the San Antonio cops he was Ozzie Osbourne, that way they woulda....... never mind.


Taylor is looking quite haggard.

Non-stop touring will do that to you.

That and arson.

His full name is Taylor Not-So-Swift.

He must have had Bad Blood with that building. Either that or he had another Picture to Burn inside.

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