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June 25, 2018

HIGHER EDUCATION UPDATE

Professor asks men to send her pictures of their penises to help measure self esteem

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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All right class, who submitted this pic of the big choad-like penis with all the extra foreskin?”

I keep getting the "File size too large" error...

Whose self-esteem, theirs or hers?

My guess is that at least some people with low self-esteem make a point of pursuing a Ph.D.

That's not all she's measuring.

I predict there will be THOUSANDS of similar studies by men asking women to send mesurements/photos of their bazingas. They'll need phone #s and email addresses too.

I asked for a wide angle lens. Mrs. PirateBoy suggested a macro focus instead.

I have a very nice painting of...And by the way, does she accept sculptures? I am very talented, as you can see.

Until now there has an under served need; a place on the internet where photos of male genitalia are welcome.

Could I get some mood lighting and some props? Maybe take this in black and white or sepia tone? I would like it to be artistic, so I don't feel so cheap and used.

By the way, I saw Length and Girth open for Brooks and Dunn.

She just wants to make sure all research participants are boner-fied.

“The photographs are only required for the survey portion,” is her reply. “This is because we ask for specific measurements of length and girth and to ensure data validity and uniform measurement we must ensure all participants are correctly using the bone press method.”

Is this anything like the rhythm method?

*Objects in photo are larger than they appear.

bone press method? ouch.

LeDud, in my neck of the woods, the correct technical term is "bazongas."

If she gets in trouble, she can always say she meant " Pinnace ".

I'm with markhh. If this professor is asking guys to do bone presses on their willy and photograph it, who is she doing this study for; the Marquis de Sade University?

Bone presses? Better use Olympic plates. The hole is bigger. Wouldn't want to get stuck.

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