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June 26, 2018


Man arrested twice in one day faces drug, DUI charges

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Must be multi tasking

That's a great mug shot.
.tohs gum taerg a s'tahT

Over achiever.

The only time we ever saw a man with an expression like this dude's was a few years ago here in Roswell,New Mexico. The guy kept rambling about being abducted by space aliens and given an anal probe. The space aliens who live down the street claimed the man was just nuts.

Can't believe he didn't change shirts and go for the Trifecta.

The last time I saw a man with an expression like that I gave him a shot of Haldol.
I wonder if his mom ever told him that if he kept crossing his eyes like that they would stick?

Twice as nice.

I'm sure he's available ladies.

The look of love
Is in your eyes.
A look your smile
Can't disguise.

Big deal, half of the people in the news media looked like that after the 2016 election!

Looks like someone made good on their threat to slap him cross-eyed.

Eyes are crossin'
Knees are weak
Got my app in
To be the carnival geek
I got my drugs in the mornin' and my booze at night

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