EW
Seriously, ew.
(Thanks to MOTW, Fabian Marson and John W)
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June 24, 2018
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*SMACKS* MOTW, Fabian Marson, and John W for sending this in. Blech! If I had a blob moving around on my face I'd be burning up the 911 line for help.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 24, 2018 at 10:14 AM
"After removal of the worm, the patient had a full recovery"
Sure, but what about the poor worm?
Posted by: OldPhil | June 24, 2018 at 12:26 PM
Some people nowadays give insanity a chance to bloom.
They get "beauty enhancing" Botox bee-stung lips, enhanced puffy eyebrows and such.
I expect now we will see nematode injection salons to open advertising auto-shifting facial enhancements: "A new look as the worms turn."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 24, 2018 at 05:03 PM
Paul Simon's original draft wasn't quite what he wanted:
Nematodes
They gives us those bumpy eyebrows
They give us lopsided fat lips
One look will make all the world just run away
I got a parasite now
Stop taking my damn photograph
Please Mama just take my nematode away.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | June 25, 2018 at 10:19 AM
I remember reading somewhere that most humans (even in US) get worms at some time. I think pin worms are the one most common over here. That has been your inspirational thought for the day. No charge.
Posted by: LeDud | June 25, 2018 at 10:41 AM
Applauds PG-13 Wodehouse!
Posted by: MOTW | June 25, 2018 at 11:24 AM