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June 18, 2018


Burglary suspect tries to escape on lawnmower with flat tire

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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Key question: "How stupid is this guy"?

Obviously on his way to Florida.

It's not how fast you steal a mower, it's how well you steal a mower fast.

He won't get far without refueling!

(Even more so if his mower requires a diesel/gas mix.)

In a Carl Hiaasen novel the burglar would have driven the riding mower into a big field of giant hogweed in an attempt to hide and promptly rolled it.

Well, the other choice was the truck up on cinder blocks, so, actually the better choice.

Stop him before he mows again!

Mikhail Gorbachev's life has bottomed out.

Johnson said Vaughn was hired to do yard work around their house.

"We thought he was a good friend," she said.

The unkindest cut of all.

Is he single?

Lawnmower Man, the sequel.

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