CASE DISMISSED
Hunger for a pie drove drunk man to smash ATM when it ate his card, court hears
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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Hayden Caskey ==>
Yacked hyenas
Say hackneyed
Nay key cashed
Hey ya snacked?
Ye yanked cash
IMO, this was inevitable.
Posted by: MOTW | June 26, 2018 at 01:40 PM
I feel his pain.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2018 at 02:13 PM
Shoddy journalism. What kind of pie was it?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2018 at 02:55 PM
CHICKEN pie, ye dolt!
Posted by: Mrs. McCreedy | June 26, 2018 at 03:17 PM
*SMACKS* Mrs. McCreedy. I cannot be expected to read everything. I would totally do this for a piece of my mincemeat pie.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2018 at 03:31 PM
Humble Pie. Their opening act was The Electric Prunes.
Posted by: OldPhil | June 26, 2018 at 04:20 PM
Pie hunger is a serious medical condition.
Check with Doctor McCreedy and Nurse Cindy to see if ATM therapy would be right for you.
Posted by: Slim Chance | June 26, 2018 at 04:26 PM
It was a hunger strike.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | June 26, 2018 at 04:34 PM
nursecindy, here
Posted by: MOTW | June 26, 2018 at 04:59 PM
I have never attacked an ATM before, but if one got between me and a slice of strawberry-rhubarb pie topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, it could suffer a hard whack from my cane.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2018 at 05:11 PM
So, I guess you might say, in two ways, he was looking for "DOUGH"!
Good night!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | June 26, 2018 at 09:59 PM
Could his fine be $314.16?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 27, 2018 at 06:53 AM
It would be a bit unnerving to have an "earthquake" tab in your online newspaper as they do there in New Zealand. It sure is pretty there though!
Posted by: Duane Carrell | June 27, 2018 at 07:13 AM
LePet: Agree 100%
Posted by: N. N. | June 27, 2018 at 03:12 PM