ASK YOURSELF:

"What would you do if people kept having sex in your hedge?"

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[nursecindy]

I'd throw them my hedge clippers and ask them if they'd mind trimming things up a bit while they're in there. Then I'd mention Fred. He's a black snake that likes to hang around my hedges.

[JLS]

She needs a hedge fun manager.

[Skeeter Butts]

One in the bush is worth two in the hedge.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Why don't they do it in the road?

1. I second the "use a garden hose" answer

But if that doesn't stop them:

2. Boiling water

[Alex]

Pity she’s not in the US. Because then the question would be:

“What would you do if people kept on having sex in your bush?”

[Allen at Division]

Flamethrower drone.

Which is going to be my answer to a LOT of things from now on...

[manual tomato]

"Get outta 'ere and I'll keep mum about this."

[ChrisinVa]

I'd be OK with it once or twice, but if it became too regular, I'd ask my wife if we could move back to the bedroom.

[funny man]

Film them. Those new-gossip shows like Inside Edition and TMZ will pay big money for non-copyright video!

[LeDud]

A definite case of hedge hogs.

[Loudmouth]

Video > Pornhub.

[Rudolph]

Heckle them.

[JG]

Get a new gardener - Lorena Bobbitt

[Le Petomane]

Put up a toll gate and charge them to use the hedge. It worked in Blazing Saddles.

[PirateBoy, Spring Cleaning]

~If there's a hustle in your hedgerow, go be alarmed now...~

[ubetcha]

Snorks to everyone!

[Donald Schofield]

Plant somw poison ivy