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"What would you do if people kept having sex in your hedge?"
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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I'd throw them my hedge clippers and ask them if they'd mind trimming things up a bit while they're in there. Then I'd mention Fred. He's a black snake that likes to hang around my hedges.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2018 at 10:43 AM
She needs a hedge fun manager.
Posted by: JLS | June 27, 2018 at 10:46 AM
One in the bush is worth two in the hedge.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | June 27, 2018 at 10:52 AM
Why don't they do it in the road?
1. I second the "use a garden hose" answer
But if that doesn't stop them:
2. Boiling water
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2018 at 11:01 AM
Pity she’s not in the US. Because then the question would be:
“What would you do if people kept on having sex in your bush?”
Posted by: Alex | June 27, 2018 at 11:17 AM
Flamethrower drone.
Which is going to be my answer to a LOT of things from now on...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 27, 2018 at 11:29 AM
"Get outta 'ere and I'll keep mum about this."
Posted by: manual tomato | June 27, 2018 at 11:35 AM
I'd be OK with it once or twice, but if it became too regular, I'd ask my wife if we could move back to the bedroom.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | June 27, 2018 at 11:45 AM
Film them. Those new-gossip shows like Inside Edition and TMZ will pay big money for non-copyright video!
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2018 at 12:03 PM
A definite case of hedge hogs.
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2018 at 12:47 PM
Video > Pornhub.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2018 at 02:11 PM
Heckle them.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 27, 2018 at 02:27 PM
Get a new gardener - Lorena Bobbitt
Posted by: JG | June 27, 2018 at 03:21 PM
Put up a toll gate and charge them to use the hedge. It worked in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2018 at 07:52 PM
~If there's a hustle in your hedgerow, go be alarmed now...~
Posted by: PirateBoy, Spring Cleaning | June 27, 2018 at 10:19 PM
Snorks to everyone!
Posted by: ubetcha | June 28, 2018 at 10:17 AM
Plant somw poison ivy
Posted by: Donald Schofield | June 28, 2018 at 10:24 AM