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June 26, 2018

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Child fires shot inside Fishers IKEA after finding gun in couch

(Thanks to funny man)

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I need a new couch. Mine is shot.

There have been several IKEA items I've wanted to shoot during assembly, but not afterwards.

They pride themselves on offering more bang for your buck.

And now here's Vince Gill to sing, "I Lost My Smith and Wesson at the Big Ikea Store"

I lost my Smith and Wesson
At the big Ikea Store
I woulda felt it missing
But it rubbed by butt cheek sore.
A young'un up and found it
And he made an awful bang
When he fired my Smith and Wesson
And almost shot off my thang.

"Show me the way to the ground floor cafe, or the sofa gets it!"

I know the feeling. IKEA must be Swedish for "Hamster Maze"

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