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Child fires shot inside Fishers IKEA after finding gun in couch

(Thanks to funny man)

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[Clankie]

I need a new couch. Mine is shot.

[Ralph]

There have been several IKEA items I've wanted to shoot during assembly, but not afterwards.

[Rudolph]

They pride themselves on offering more bang for your buck.

[Skeeter Butts]

And now here's Vince Gill to sing, "I Lost My Smith and Wesson at the Big Ikea Store"

I lost my Smith and Wesson
At the big Ikea Store
I woulda felt it missing
But it rubbed by butt cheek sore.
A young'un up and found it
And he made an awful bang
When he fired my Smith and Wesson
And almost shot off my thang.

[PirateBoy]

"Show me the way to the ground floor cafe, or the sofa gets it!"

I know the feeling. IKEA must be Swedish for "Hamster Maze"