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This puts a whole new slant on worrying about catching something on a sea cruise.
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 26, 2018 at 01:47 PM
Pass.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2018 at 02:08 PM
When I'm in the mood for a torturous journey, United Airlines is kinky enough for me, but perhaps the Marquis would like to weigh in.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | June 26, 2018 at 02:36 PM
A rotavirus could run rampant on that cruise.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 26, 2018 at 02:37 PM
The "dark room" has been banned? So it's unlikely anything will develop.
Posted by: fractalist | June 26, 2018 at 02:50 PM
♫
Love, exciting and new!
Come Aboard. We're expecting you!
The Loooove Boat!.....YES! YES! DON'T STOP!!
Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
♫
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | June 26, 2018 at 03:25 PM
Snork at fractalist!
Posted by: ubetcha | June 26, 2018 at 03:47 PM
Watch out for Butt Pirates!
Posted by: L8terg8r | June 26, 2018 at 04:39 PM
Musical entertainment will be provide by, wait for it ...
The Captain and to kneel.
Posted by: Marc | June 26, 2018 at 05:03 PM
A true bondage devotee would be too tied up to catch the boat.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2018 at 05:29 PM
They should surprise the customers, and the ship would be a galley. They would be chained to the oars, have leather whips, and so on, like Charlton Heston in "Ben Hur".
Posted by: Qaz | June 26, 2018 at 06:10 PM
Bravo Burt Macklin, FBI.
Qaz has obviously given this a lot of thought.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2018 at 06:33 PM
Qaz--To make it a truly authentic torture galley experience, instead of drums the chained passengers would have to pull the oars in time to loudly played Manilows' "Copacbana." Nonstop for the entire cruise.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2018 at 07:25 PM
This so goes against the Pirate Code!
It also doesn't float my boat.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 26, 2018 at 10:18 PM
My safe word is "ouch".
Posted by: WVPlantman | June 27, 2018 at 09:43 AM
...With Fred Grandy as Gopher, your Yeoman Purser... If you would prefer to NOT have your Yeoman pursed, please say so...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 27, 2018 at 10:11 AM
Two years before the mast?
Posted by: K | June 27, 2018 at 07:08 PM