ACTUAL EMAIL TO THE BLOG
Hi Dave, I noticed your site has published a very interesting article,Dave Barry's Blog: NO MORE PLANT NOOGIES. I think a collaboration could be of interest to your audience. I represent a digital marketing agency currently working with growing environmental agency...
WTFBBQ is this guy smoking, because it sounds like serious hallucinogens. I'll try some, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2018 at 10:56 AM
Well I'm interested.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 27, 2018 at 11:07 AM
Coming soon! Dave Barry's Book Of Bad Emails.
I'd buy it.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2018 at 11:17 AM
I'll trade you two F**C buddy's and an OkCupid for your one Collaboration.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 27, 2018 at 11:23 AM
I can't seem to locate this very interesting article.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 27, 2018 at 11:25 AM
It's from 10 years ago.
Posted by: wiredog | June 27, 2018 at 11:42 AM
Thanks wiredog.
They really went into the bowels of the blog to pull that one out.
Bowels of the Blog WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 27, 2018 at 12:05 PM
"Bowels of the Blog" would NOT, however, be a good name for a restaurant or fast food place.
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2018 at 12:09 PM
I'll put you in touch with my cat. He handles all this stuff for me.
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2018 at 01:07 PM
I'm offended.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2018 at 02:12 PM
And to think Dave wasted his time collaborating with Ridley Pearson and Alan Zweibel instead.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 27, 2018 at 03:07 PM
PLANT NOOGIES.....wasn't that kid FROM HUFFLEPUFF ( whose parents were murdered) in charge of these ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2018 at 03:36 PM
Sorry, there were no results returned for “no more plant noogies” — please check your spelling, or try something less specific.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 02, 2018 at 02:20 AM