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June 17, 2018


A green-haired, sword-wielding man confronted West Melbourne police at an apartment complex Wednesday.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)


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Fat, drunk, stupid, and green haired is no way to go through life son.

just an average Joker in the city, citizen....

--attributed to Batman

The Incredible Hulk is having a tough time these days.

I didn't know if this was going to be Floridaaaaaaaaaaaaa or Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When I was growing up there was still a draft. I honestly believe a few weeks spent with a friendly, caring drill instructor giving you helpful tips on how to not die did a lot of good.

Was he looking for a delicatessen?

Xena, you've changed.

I completely agree with Le Petomane. An 18 year old neighbor was telling my dad the other day about how he was afraid to go to college because he wouldn't know anyone. My dad asked him how he'd feel if he was suddenly surrounded by 10,000 strangers, all dressed alike, with similar haircuts, and a lot of people yelling at him and telling him what to do? He was drafted during the Korean War, which wasn't nearly as much fun as it appeared on MASH. Suddenly college didn't look too bad anymore.

I did 2 years of college, flamed out, and then enlisted in the Arm for 3. Did me a lot of good. Nothing like a 6 week field exercise in Korean mud with 4 uniforms to convince you that 4 years of studying and a nice office job are good things.

"Son, what were you doing waving around samurai swords in Florida?"

"My machete was out being sharpened."

"In that case, sir... ."

He is the security system known as SimpliSane.

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