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Has it come to this?
We need to start worrying about what kind of world we are going to leave for Keith Richards.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 24, 2018 at 07:14 AM
Since nursecindy is probably not awake yet, let me channel her response:
Morons.
They "suffered injury"? How about ordering something else? Or eating elsewhere?
Who is worse, this duo or the lawyer who took the case?
Discuss.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2018 at 07:30 AM
I actually know one Sue McDonald! And one Holly Wood (she is a friend of mine, her parents had a great sense of humor).
Posted by: Qaz | May 24, 2018 at 08:12 AM
I went to undergrad with a biology major named Laurel Ann Hardy. The kids today don't get that cruelty inflicted by her parents.
Posted by: Michael | May 24, 2018 at 08:48 AM
Ya know, you can order it without cheese. Oh, and definitely, the lawyer is far worse waste of air.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2018 at 09:34 AM
Names inflicted by well meaning parents:
Penelope Nichols (AKA Penny nickels) and Crystal Shores.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 24, 2018 at 10:22 AM
Jeff I'll have you know I got up at the crack of dawn this morning. The sun does rise at 9 a.m. doesn't it?
These people are morons. The only one more moronic than them is the lawyer who should be disbarred for being stupid.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2018 at 10:26 AM
“I started talking with some lawyer friends..."
Well that's the first problem.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 24, 2018 at 12:02 PM
I suspect the Hamburglar is behind this somehow.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 24, 2018 at 12:07 PM
To all the morons I've known before
who traveled in and out the news
I'm glad you came along
so I could write this song
all you many morons who came along
and to their crazy lawyers
I dedicate this song
now move along, do some more crazy
so I can write another song
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 24, 2018 at 12:09 PM
Bravo Jeff on The Nurse Cindy Channel.
I know she's popular (has her own fan club) but didn't realize she has her own network.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 24, 2018 at 01:36 PM
McDonald's 'cheese' slices contain dairy?
Who'da thunk it?
Posted by: fractalist | May 24, 2018 at 03:10 PM