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May 24, 2018


Security troops on US nuclear missile base took LSD

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Rick Stevenson and Chris Elzi)


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"Dude, watch me ride a missle outta the silo..."
"No, Dude, they don't like riders"

-imagined conversation that (hopefully) never ever took place

"Turn on, tune in, drop out" doesn't happen very often outside the Misseleers

Caught because "flowers in their hair" went against uniform regulations.

"Commander Zarcon, we have managed to decipher a fragment of communication from the remains of the tube where we believe the holocaust that destroyed the third planet began. It reads, 'look at all the pretty lights.'It must be part of some strange code."

Trusting bravery, not smart.

Le Petomane - Rats, you got there first. Let’s see...Top item in the agenda of the next meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: “Why We Launched a Pre-emptive Strike Against Purple Fanged Peanut Brittle”.

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