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May 30, 2018
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"Get wet and forget." Words to live by.
Posted by: Michael | May 30, 2018 at 06:39 AM
The slogan makes for a good epitaph
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2018 at 07:03 AM
The usual consolation prize on " Queen For a Day ".
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2018 at 08:08 AM
I saw Scrubbing Tombstones open for The Grateful Dead...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 30, 2018 at 08:52 AM
For the record, I have learned my lesson. I will never do that again.
Posted by: Snowman | May 30, 2018 at 10:31 AM
Stop scrubbing tombstones? Never! My knuckles may be raw and bleeding but I will not rest until every tombstone across our great nation is clean and readable!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2018 at 10:58 AM
I use those scrubbing bubbles. Mix in some bubble tea and you'll have a nice sweet-smelling tombstone, the envy of the deceased.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2018 at 11:57 AM
Major Snork @ nursecindy!
Posted by: MOTW | May 30, 2018 at 12:38 PM
Oh yeah, tombstone, you like that hot, steamy, soapy bath, don't you...
Are you a DIRTY tombstone? I bet you are!
Ready for a scrub? I'll be back next week and wash your....EDGES!!!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 30, 2018 at 02:29 PM
Their motto should be: "You'll think the body is still warm!"
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 30, 2018 at 03:10 PM
"'I also applied this product on some moldy bricks on an old mausolium and it came out good.'
-Bob A. Indiana"
Posted by: LaurieAnn | May 30, 2018 at 05:15 PM
Burt, you should take some time off, buddy.
Posted by: a concerned friend | May 30, 2018 at 05:19 PM
Sure it's toxic, but who's going to complain?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2018 at 06:23 PM