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May 30, 2018

WE'RE TALKING TO YOU

Stop Scrubbing Tombstones.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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"Get wet and forget." Words to live by.

The slogan makes for a good epitaph

The usual consolation prize on " Queen For a Day ".

I saw Scrubbing Tombstones open for The Grateful Dead...

For the record, I have learned my lesson. I will never do that again.

Stop scrubbing tombstones? Never! My knuckles may be raw and bleeding but I will not rest until every tombstone across our great nation is clean and readable!

I use those scrubbing bubbles. Mix in some bubble tea and you'll have a nice sweet-smelling tombstone, the envy of the deceased.

Major Snork @ nursecindy!

Oh yeah, tombstone, you like that hot, steamy, soapy bath, don't you...
Are you a DIRTY tombstone? I bet you are!
Ready for a scrub? I'll be back next week and wash your....EDGES!!!

Their motto should be: "You'll think the body is still warm!"

"'I also applied this product on some moldy bricks on an old mausolium and it came out good.'
-Bob A. Indiana"

Burt, you should take some time off, buddy.

Sure it's toxic, but who's going to complain?

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