SCIENCE
How much fart is on your plane at any given time?
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May 30, 2018
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Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2018 at 08:09 AM
So what's the excuse for trains having a similar problem?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2018 at 08:23 AM
"Our conclusion is, too darn much. However, further study is required. Our application for a continuing grant is attached."
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2018 at 08:58 AM
Ok then, how much for a stagecoach?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 30, 2018 at 09:47 AM
Would you get the opposite effect in a submarine?
Posted by: WVPlantman | May 30, 2018 at 11:00 AM
I fail to see the problem.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2018 at 11:02 AM
The science is settled, and I'm driving from now on.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2018 at 11:46 AM
Strike a match to find out.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 30, 2018 at 12:43 PM
"Welcome to United Airlines, where our customer service isn't the only thing that stinks!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 30, 2018 at 04:26 PM
All of it, in my experience.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 30, 2018 at 05:13 PM
Passenger: "The engines seem very loud."
Attendant: "No, ma'am. That isn't the engines"
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2018 at 05:52 PM
Oh, and reminds one of Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2018 at 05:53 PM
Better use of the grant money:how much tart is in my middle school science lab after lunch?
Posted by: Miamibey | May 30, 2018 at 09:53 PM
~fart. Damn auto correct.
Posted by: Miamibey | May 30, 2018 at 09:57 PM