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Crematorium shoots human ashes into sky in freak accident
(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)
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Scattering ashes over Walmart and Best Buy seems vaguely appropriate
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 25, 2018 at 04:03 PM
All we are is Dust in the Wind...
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 25, 2018 at 05:19 PM
Freak Crematorium Accident toured with Spooky Tooth
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 25, 2018 at 05:34 PM
No Pope.
Posted by: Marc | May 25, 2018 at 10:54 PM
Isn't the correct response for human ash fireworks:
Oooooo!....Ahhhhhh!....Wow!....Pretty!!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 26, 2018 at 08:16 AM
* snork * @ everybody...
Not with a whimper... with a bang.
* scribbles adjustment to my funeral arrangements *
Posted by: fractalist | May 26, 2018 at 02:17 PM
Oh — and the party in question should get a substantial discount... they could call it the "More Bang For The Buck" option.
Posted by: fractalist | May 26, 2018 at 02:19 PM
When asked about her feelings on the matter, a relative of one of the deceased commented, "I TOLD my husband to let them crematory folks know his great grandma Floretta had been holding her farts in at LEAST since the Reagan administration!"
Posted by: Death Row Doc | May 27, 2018 at 11:54 AM