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May 25, 2018

REALLY? HOW ABOUT WE MAKE *THEM* STEER CLEAR OF *US*?

Officials in a Florida county posted signs at a public park warning visitors to steer clear of the aggressive squirrels.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Related: One Squirrel Takes Out Power in Downtown Akron This Morning

(Thanks to Stever)

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The squirrels are laughing and exchanging jokes about what people would do to 'aviod' them.

"Rocky got some aviod once, he said it tasted like pecans."

We need to install more of these in our parks to put the fear of God into those little furry terrorists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg

Sure..blame the squirrels.

Or Eggplant
https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/05/23/15/14/angelo-russo-murder-accused-blames-gunfire-on-eggplant

May 25 - 27 is the White Squirrel Festival in Brevard, NC.

https://www.romanticasheville.com/white_squirrel_festival.htm

Massive carnage will no doubt occur.
Features the Squirrel Box Derby...FOR CHILDREN!!

♫ I zapped a squirrel in Akron

Just to watch him die... ♫

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