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May 25, 2018


Robber who wrote name on hold-up note is caught counting money outside Anchorage bank, FBI says

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)


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No gub?

Don’t the instructions say “You never count your money when you’re sitting in the parking lot”?

Well at least waited until he was out of the bank before he counted his loot.

What kind of hold up note did he write?
Dear Teller,
Give me all your money. Have a nice day!
p.s. If you need me I'll be outside counting the money.

Kenny Rogers sang "You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table." Should have expanded on that.

"No weapon was involved."
Yeah, there was supposed to be a gun, but I accidentally dropped it out the car window when I passed that little Honda on the way to the bank. Knew it was going to be a bad day...

Kids, this is your brain on drugs.

Did he also have a getaway bicycle?

Rudolph -- A getaway Big Wheel

I can picture this guy--if he had made it this far--putting on one of those red noses and riding away on a unicycle.

Florida Man, on vacation in Alaska, ran out of money.

His next move was going to be: go back in and ask the bank to break a few of the large bills, for getaway taxi fare.

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