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Robber who wrote name on hold-up note is caught counting money outside Anchorage bank, FBI says
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
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No gub?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2018 at 07:14 AM
Don’t the instructions say “You never count your money when you’re sitting in the parking lot”?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 25, 2018 at 07:56 AM
Well at least waited until he was out of the bank before he counted his loot.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 25, 2018 at 08:31 AM
What kind of hold up note did he write?
Dear Teller,
Give me all your money. Have a nice day!
Michael
p.s. If you need me I'll be outside counting the money.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2018 at 09:13 AM
Kenny Rogers sang "You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table." Should have expanded on that.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 25, 2018 at 09:20 AM
"No weapon was involved."
Yeah, there was supposed to be a gun, but I accidentally dropped it out the car window when I passed that little Honda on the way to the bank. Knew it was going to be a bad day...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 25, 2018 at 10:30 AM
Kids, this is your brain on drugs.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 25, 2018 at 11:14 AM
Did he also have a getaway bicycle?
Posted by: Rudolph | May 25, 2018 at 11:31 AM
Rudolph -- A getaway Big Wheel
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 25, 2018 at 11:49 AM
I can picture this guy--if he had made it this far--putting on one of those red noses and riding away on a unicycle.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 25, 2018 at 11:58 AM
Florida Man, on vacation in Alaska, ran out of money.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 25, 2018 at 03:14 PM
His next move was going to be: go back in and ask the bank to break a few of the large bills, for getaway taxi fare.
Posted by: Seeker | May 27, 2018 at 04:22 PM