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May 24, 2018


Largo man broke into jewelry store, cut himself on glass and bled all over everything, police say

(Thanks to James Flynn)


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Well, at least his cellmates won't make fun of him in prison.

WIll his defense be that the blood drawn from his vein wasn’t his?

Florida Man strikes again!

There's a refrain for a country song in there somewhere.
"Largo Mannnnn....
Largo Mannnnn....
Largo Man don't give a fig,
Bleedin' all over like an ol' stuck pig."

I would've hired a professional for this. Do-it-yourselfing is too hard.

Somebody give this man a box of Band-Aids STAT!

His jailhouse buddies say he is a real cut-up.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you need a getaway bicycle.

The visual images could be used for a fan remake video of the Stones' "Let It Bleed".

He should also be charged with vandalism, littering, and [checking for bloodborne pathogens] reckless endangerment.

Almost a candidate for the Darwin Awards. Definitely revoke his season pass to the gene pool.

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