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Well, at least his cellmates won't make fun of him in prison.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 24, 2018 at 07:03 AM
WIll his defense be that the blood drawn from his vein wasn’t his?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 24, 2018 at 07:10 AM
Florida Man strikes again!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2018 at 07:22 AM
There's a refrain for a country song in there somewhere.
"Largo Mannnnn....
Largo Mannnnn....
Largo Man don't give a fig,
Bleedin' all over like an ol' stuck pig."
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2018 at 09:01 AM
I would've hired a professional for this. Do-it-yourselfing is too hard.
Posted by: LeDud | May 24, 2018 at 09:25 AM
Somebody give this man a box of Band-Aids STAT!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2018 at 10:32 AM
His jailhouse buddies say he is a real cut-up.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 24, 2018 at 12:15 PM
You know you've hit rock bottom when you need a getaway bicycle.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 24, 2018 at 12:21 PM
The visual images could be used for a fan remake video of the Stones' "Let It Bleed".
Posted by: funny man | May 24, 2018 at 02:24 PM
He should also be charged with vandalism, littering, and [checking for bloodborne pathogens] reckless endangerment.
Almost a candidate for the Darwin Awards. Definitely revoke his season pass to the gene pool.
Posted by: fractalist | May 24, 2018 at 03:16 PM