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May 26, 2018

OBJECTION

Accused rapist drops his pants in court to prove his penis doesn’t match the victim's description

(Thanks to Geoff)

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"How do we know if he sat under a tanning lamp, Your Honor?"

This was his way of saying that the glove didn't fit, so don't convict.

'Suse me while I whip this out.

Shouldn't his lawyer de-brief him?

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